Some of you may know this, and some of you may not, but I think it’s
time for me to say (a.k.a. blog) it out loud…I have chronic migraines. To be officially diagnosed with
chronic migraines, you have to have more than 14 migraines a month, and
unfortunately I fall in that category. I’ve basically had a constant headache
for over 18 months, with 3-5 migraines a week. Anyone who can do the math can
see that 18 + 5 + constant + severe + pain = a not so fun time.
I’ve been seeking treatment for a little over a year now. I’ve seen numerous
neurologists, and tried countless medications, supplements, etc., but to no
avail. The most interesting thing so far has been all the remedies that people
suggest. It seems that all of the sudden, everyone I know either has/had
migraines or knows someone who has/had migraines. I have been told about enough
remedies (medicinal and naturopathic) to write a book…and someday I just
might--working title is 1001 Ways to Stop Feeling Like You’ve Been Kicked in the Head.
I’ve gotten to the point that I’ll try just about anything. I’ve become
so desperate that I even gave up chocolate. Yes, I know—I must really be going crazy,
but see I’ve read that sometimes chocolate can be a trigger to migraines. It
was my husband’s idea, of course, because only a man would dare tell a woman to
give up chocolate—women know this suggestion should never be uttered to another
woman. But I thought, why not? I had to find out if chocolate was my migraine nemesis.
The minute I gave it up, I was craving all things chocolate—chocolate cake,
Snickers, chocolate ice cream, brownies, etc. I guess it’s the old adage, you
don’t know what you have until it’s gone. I didn’t realize how much I LOVE
chocolate. I desperately missed it. If only I could be one of those people that
HATE chocolate…but well, then I guess that would just make me a guy.
A few days into my no-chocolate challenge I thought, wait a minute, do
I really want to know the results of this experiment? Would I be willing to
live a chocolate-less life? I wasn’t sure that I was. Perhaps it was my lack of
faith, or my prayers that chocolate wouldn’t be a trigger, but after two weeks
of no chocolate I luckily (and unluckily) still had my migraines. I never
thought I’d be so relieved to have a migraine.
So crisis was averted. I don’t have a give up chocolate, but I do have
to keep searching for my migraine cure. I’m sure I’ll find it someday, and in
the meantime with a sigh of relief I’ll say, TGINC…thank goodness it’s not
chocolate.