April Fool

All week long the weatherman kept telling me that we were going to have record breaking heat today, April 1st. They said it would be 97 degrees—possibly even reaching 100. Which is crazy (and makes Al Gore very happy) because it’s typically 75 or 80 this time of year. I woke up today hoping that it was a great big April Fool’s joke, but alas, it’s crazy hot outside. Nearing surface of the sun temperatures.

Not funny Mr. Sun. Okay, ha ha, we get your joke, now just say, “April Fools!” and turn the temperature back down to 75. Thank you very much.